Memo from Supreme Head of all the Evil Forces: Use kids to hide our plan to delete Christ from this earth
We have come up with a plan to delete Christ from this earth. We will disguise our efforts by using kids to mask our plan of attack. We feel the reason our plan to change Christmas to X-Mas failed, was the Religious Right recognized what we were doing and started a rally of defense.
We are now going to refocus our efforts to our original plan of substituting fictitious cartoon characters to represent all holiday celebrations. That plan has been working flawlessly, and we believe it is because we have disguised it by involving children. We have found that people will go along with anything as long as they think it is just for the kids.
By using Santa Claus, they no longer remember that Christmas was a religious celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ? By using the Easter Bunny, they no longer remember when Easter was in remembrance for the crucifixion of Jesus, and the celebration of his victory over death when he rose again?
Also, by using the kids, we now have parents dressing up their kids like witches, devils, ghosts and monsters, and then going house to house to beg for candy by making threats. We not only found a way to stop celebrating Christ, but by using the kids, we are able to get them to celebrate our day of Halloween. I can hardly wait for judgment day to see them try and explain that one!
We also wanted to thank everyone for the hard work of getting prayer removed from the classrooms. We have noticed that most people have failed to notice the rise in delinquency, crime, mayhem, and other anti-social behavioral problems with their kids. They think it is just kids being kids. However, we are still struggling with the God removal program. The reason we have sent this memo, is to see if anyone can come up with a plan to remove God from everything, by utilizing children. That child program has been our most effective program in the history of the world, and we need to capitalize on it and incorporate it in our God removal program.
666 cheers for Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, looking forward to your responses!
Signed,
Supreme Grand Master of the world, the Head of Zionism, under Satan