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Memo from Satan

Keep it about the kids

Memo from Supreme Head of all the Evil Forces:  Use kids to hide our plan to delete Christ from this earth
 
We have come up with a plan to delete Christ from this earth. We will disguise our efforts by using kids to mask our plan of attack. We feel the reason our plan to change Christmas to X-Mas failed, was the Religious Right recognized what we were doing and started a rally of defense.
We are now going to refocus our efforts to our original plan of substituting fictitious cartoon characters to represent all holiday celebrations. That plan has been working flawlessly, and we believe it is because we have disguised it by involving children.  We have found that people will go along with anything as long as they think it is just for the kids.
By using Santa Claus, they no longer remember that Christmas was a religious celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ? By using the Easter Bunny, they no longer remember when Easter was in remembrance for the crucifixion of Jesus, and the celebration of his victory over death when he rose again?
Also, by using the kids, we now have parents dressing up their kids like witches, devils, ghosts and monsters, and then going house to house to beg for candy by making threats. We not only found a way to stop celebrating Christ, but by using the kids, we are able to get them to celebrate our day of Halloween. I can hardly wait for judgment day to see them try and explain that one!
We also wanted to thank everyone for the hard work of getting prayer removed from the classrooms. We have noticed that most people have failed to notice the rise in delinquency, crime, mayhem, and other anti-social behavioral problems with their kids. They think it is just kids being kids. However, we are still struggling with the God removal program. The reason we have sent this memo, is to see if anyone can come up with a plan to remove God from everything, by utilizing children. That child program has been our most effective program in the history of the world, and we need to capitalize on it and incorporate it in our God removal program.
666 cheers for Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, looking forward to your responses!

Signed,

Supreme Grand Master of the world, the Head of Zionism, under Satan

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Testifying against your comrades

Testifying against your comrades

 

By Ken Carroll

Editorial

 

Let me begin this by stating for the record, I believe O.J. Simpson is guilty of killing his ex-wife and her friend. I believe he beat the system and was given a gift by jurors that could never have been convinced he was guilty, even if they had been eye witnesses to the event.

However, in this hearing that he is involved with in Las Vegas, concerning the recovery of sports memorabilia, there are two things that I really object to. First, his guilt or innocence, in the murder case of his ex-wife should have nothing to do with the case in Las Vegas. Last night I heard Geraldo Rivera and Bill O’Reilly both say they thought OJ was getting his fair share of karma and deserved to go to jail for a long time. That is not what our justice system is about.

What if it was reversed and OJ had been convicted of using a gun to retrieve his own merchandise and sent to prison. Should he then be entitled to a “not guilty” verdict in the murder of his ex-wife? People, the past is the past, and it doesn’t matter if it is something you didn’t agree with . . . it is the past! Let it go and move on.

Now, the second thing about this new case is one of those things that I have been opposed with for years. And that is when a group of people commit a crime and they get caught, it is a race to testify against their comrades in exchange for amnesty, or at least a more lenient sentence.

As an example, four people plot together to holdup a liquor store. It goes bad, and some innocent person gets shot, and all of the criminals get caught. OK – the guy that actually did the shooting is the most guilty, in my eyes. However, the law doesn’t see it that way. Even the unarmed guy sitting in the car (the get-away-driver) is as guilty as the cold-blooded person that shot the clerk to death. They all are looking at murder in the commission of a crime offense.

In this case, I wouldn’t have a problem giving the driver a lighter sentence if he testified against the shooter. But let’s say, all of the perpetrators shot the clerk, and the driver was a standup guy and wouldn’t testify against his brothers in crime. However, two of the shooters are not as loyal, and they make a deal with the prosecutor to testify against the driver and one of the other shooters. Why should they get a lighter sentence, just because they ratted on their friends?

Well, OJ went to recover some of his stuff, and took along some friends. Now these friends are all agreeing to make a deal to prosecute OJ. People – the other guys are the ones that may or may not have had the alleged guns. Why should they be able to walk, and they testify against the man they were sucking up to because of his celebrity status? That’s all BULL. 
    They should receive the same sentence that OJ might get. Karma should not have anything to do with it, nor should these low-lifes that are ratting on their alleged friend. Judge OJ on the merits of this case, not what people think he should have got in his 1995 criminal trial for the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman. The past is the past.

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Racial slurs are only fatal if you use the n-word

by Kenneth Carroll

DUANE “DOG” CHAPMAN
is the latest celebrity begging for forgiveness and wanting to meet with “black leaders” to “make things right again” for using racial slurs. Chapman, the star of A&E’s “Dog the Bounty Hunter”, has a different situation than did Mel Gibson, Don Imus and Michael Richards (Kramer).  Chapman’s slurs happened during a taped private conversation with his son that was later leaked to the National Enquirer.

 

Chapman issued a statement the other day apologizing for using the n-word in reference to his son’s girlfriend, who is black. Apologizing, Chapman insists the clip, posted on the Enquirer’s Web site, was taken out of context. He says he disapproves of his son’s girlfriend’s “character,” not “her race.” An A&E spokesman confirmed production for Chapman’s reality series has been suspended pending the conclusion of the network’s investigation of the matter. In the meantime, Rev. Al Sharpton has agreed to Chapman’s request for a meeting.

 

Any use of racial slurs, as well as profain language, should not be condoned in private or public. But out of all of the racial slurs, the n-word carries the most mystic. If a black person uses it, it is fine. If a white person uses it, especially a celebrity, they should be banished and tortured! The reality is that most of the times the n-word is used, it is used by present-day African-American society.

 

Herein lies part of the difficulty: the n-word endures because it is used over and over again, by the very people that claim they are offended by the word. Poet and professor Opal Palmer Adisa, a black with a PH.D, claims that the use of the n-word is "the same as young people's obsession with swearing. A lot of their use of such language is an internalization of negativity about themselves." Of course, rappers, themselves use the n-word performing before mostly white audiences, but they claim it is a term of affection for their fellow African American brothers and sisters, despite the fact it is used in an insulting manner.

 

I am not advocating the use of the n-word, but ask how it can be used so freely by blacks, but if a white uses it in the same context, they have committed the biggest crime of all? Why didn’t blacks denounce Rev. Jesse Jackson’s racially insulting comments when he used the term “Hymies” referring to Jews, and “Hymitown” referring to New York City? Jackson made the remark during an interview with Milton Coleman, a black reporter working for the Washington Post.


Following
a storm of protest by Jews, Jackson at first denied the remarks, then accused Jews of conspiring to defeat him. Not only did blacks fail to criticize Jackson’s racial slur, but The Nation of Islam's radical leader Louis Farrakhan, an aggressive anti-Semite and old Jackson ally, even threatened Coleman and Jews in a radio broadcast by issuing a public warning, made in Jackson's presence: "If you harm this brother [Jackson], it will be the last one you harm."

 

Finally, Jackson doused the fires with an emotional speech admitting guilt and seeking atonement before national Jewish leaders in a Manchester, New Hampshire synagogue. Yet Jackson refused to denounce Farrakhan. But where was the outrage from black leaders denouncing Jackson and clamoring for his head on a platter?

Another example of a political celebrity given a pass after using a profane racial slur insulting Jews, was when Hillary Clinton used the term, “that Jew b@stard”. If she had insulted a black by using the n-word, she would have lost her political career. But if she only insulted a Jew, then it is forgiven.

 

What about the other racial slurs, such as “beaner, spic, wop, nip, jap, wet back, greaser, injun, mick, kraut, a-rab, towel head, bog-jumper, canuck, chink, chico, cracker, dago, gook, goy, heeb, hick, honky, kyke, limey, pollack, rusky, taco, paki, white trash, redskin, yellow man, or yid, just to name a few. All of these are insulting and should never be used, but they are not fatal to one’s career if used in public. But, if you are white, and you use any term referring to blacks . . . Good night, Irene . . . you are history! Apparently, the only other groups, as sensitive as blacks, are Muslims. The Politically Correct Police will not tolerate any insults to blacks or Muslims. Say what you want about anyone else, and you’re OK, but spare blacks and Muslims from insults.

 

I am of Irish descent, and if called a “mick”, a “bog-jumper”, “cracker”, or a “honky”, it wouldn’t do anything to me. I’d laugh. Then why is using the n-word by a white, such a horrible thing that causes such deep pain, yet it is bantered around freely and affectionately by blacks about blacks?

 

Now back to Duane “DOG” Chapman. His crime was that he used profanity and the n-word in a private conversation with his son. A close family member.  Was he right in doing that? No, he should never resort to using profanity or racial slurs. Should he lose his show because he said inappropriate terms in front of his son in a private conversation? No, it is ridiculous and petty. He should lose his show because it is not a very good show, but what he says to his son on the phone is private and only between him and his son. Should he kick the crapola out of his son for recording him and going public? Hell yes!

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We Need Immigration Reform

We Need Immigation Reform


By Ken Carroll
Editorial

Listening to the rhetoric, there are several things that are obvious. First, the extremist that hate Mexicans, legal or illegal, are going to continue to hate Mexicans and want them all deported, despite the fact that deporting 12 million illegals is not practical. It is a lot easier to write hate, than it is to come up with a rational solution to deal with the problem.

When I advocate reforming the immigration policy to one that is reasonable and fair, the racist jump on their keyboards and scream that I am advocating the elimination of all laws. I use the example of prohibition, when the government outlawed drinking and selling alcohol. That law not only was unenforceable, but it gave birth to the largest influx of crime in the history of America!

By having a difficult and complex immigration law that too is unenforceable and has created crimes that would not exist if we had a reasonable immigration law. Coyotes would not be profiting from otherwise honest Mexican families.

If immigrants were able to come to America legally, the whole family would come, and the need to send money back to Mexico would be eliminated. Racists on this post paint a picture of herds of Mexicans with criminal records flooding into America waiting for free medical and the opportunity to kill and rape blue-eyed Americans. While there are a small percentage of lawbreakers in the "illegal" community, most illegal immigrants keep a low profile and avoid trouble. They only want to work and send money home to their families.

I personally feel that anyone that is oppressed, or wants to improve their family's chances of prosperity, and wants to legally come to America, should be allowed to do so. I think a quota system is very egotistic and arrogant. The United States isn't overcrowded. Some cities are, but there are miles and miles and miles of open land that could provide a safe and secure home for hard-working people.

If these immigrants were allowed to enter legally, they would be just as responsible for their debts as anyone. They would be able to pay taxes and contribute to society, and their income would stay in America to help the economy.

I am not saying they should be allowed to be citizens the first day they are here, but they should be able to pay taxes from the first day. I grew up in Peoria, Arizona, and 50% of the residents at that time were Hispanic. Most of my classmates and friends were Mexicans whose parents had come from Mexico, some legally, some illegally. It didn't matter. They were good neighbors and good friends, and most of them were hard-working.

The atmosphere in this state has become that people are screaming they hate Mexicans and want them deported. Arizona's Sheriff Joe is on a campaign to arrest as many Mexicans that he can find. Unfortunately, he would rather catch a pickup full of Mexicans on the way to work, than catch a drug-crazed white junkie breaking into our homes to steal our possessions so they could get another fix.

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Do you hate Mexicans?

Do you hate Mexicans, or just “illegal” Mexicans?

 

By Ken Carroll

Editorial

 

While I realize that all nationalities are immigrating (legally and illegally) to the United States, but living in Arizona, the wailing is about the Mexicans. Some people say they don’t object to immigration, it is just the illegal immigration that they oppose. But there are also those that want all Mexicans out of the state.


There are those that try and compare the Irish and Italian immigration of our forefathers, to that of today’s Mexican immigration. The first thing they say is, “My great, great, grandfather came to
America legally; These Mexicans are coming here illegally!”


It is hard to compare apples and oranges, because when the Italians, Irish, Germans, and others came here, all they had to do was register and they would be legal. Mexicans that want to be legal must spend thousands of dollars and endure a complicated procedure that could take up to ten years to become final.


Are you anti-immigration folks against Mexicans in the country, or just illegal Mexicans? Would you still be against Mexicans if they registered and then entered legally, or would it make a difference? Illegals wouldn't be illegal if we reformed and simplified immigration.


There are those that say these Mexicans don’t pay their bills and they suck up all of the benefits that are intended for tax-paying citizens. There are American born citizens that don't pay their bills. Being poor is not restricted to illegal immigrants.

If the Mexicans were allowed to register legally, they would be paying taxes and contributing like everyone else . . . if they were allowed to do so. If they were allowed to come in legally, they would then have something that they could lose, and they would be just as accountable as anyone else.


AND, they sure wouldn't be risking their lives to cross the dangerous
Sonoran Desert. Do you think Mexicans like being robbed, extorted, raped and beaten, and hidden in drop houses waiting for ransoms to be paid, if all they had to do was register and get an ID card that would allow them to open checking accounts, get insurance, and pay their taxes?


When the Irish and Italians came here "legally" they were still hated and despised. They joined gangs and flocked together - most speaking their own languages. After awhile, they blended in and were finally accepted.


The cry should be to reform immigration, not ostracize every Mexican in sight. There have been Mexicans here from the beginning of time. It is just a matter of making immigration reasonable and legal for them to enter and become contributing parts of our country, . . . or we can continue to complain about the "illegals" ruining our country!

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Border Control:

America needs to wake-up and stop waiting for Mexico to solve the immigration problem.  Mexico is not going to try and make it stop. Why would they? Mexico loves the influx of American dollars into their country. American dollars flowing into Mexico is the country’s largest source of income. It even benefits from other South American immigrants spending money in Mexico, on their way to the United States.

Mexicans are going to keep coming into America – and it does not matter if it is legal or not. The United States could set up an immigration plan that is self-funding, and actually be a benefit to America. The United States could turn their U.S. border crossing points, into “Visa” access stations. Charge immigrants $2,500 each for this Visa, plus require a background check. That is the average amount "illegals" currently pay smugglers to get them across – but instead of the “Coyotes” (illegal smugglers) making the money, the U.S. Border Control would receive those funds.


This Visa would be the immigrants’ ID card, which would be valid for three years. They could use this ID card to open checking accounts, get a driver’s license, get insurance, get utilities in their name, etc. – but more importantly, it would also be used to pay their taxes. If they wanted to renew it, charge $500 for another five years, or $100 each year. Immigrants after ten years of good behavior would be eligible to apply for citizenship. If they are convicted of a felony, their Visa would immediately be revoked and they would be deported – after doing their jail time, and/or paying their court ordered fine.


This program would also apply to the undocumented “illegal” workers already in the United States. They would be treated the same as new immigrants, except there would be a $1,000 fine added to the cost of their Visa. If they want to stay, they need to purchase an ID card. The ten-year time clock would not stat until they purchased their ID Visa, not from the time they illegally entered into the United States. Therefore, they would no longer have an advantage to obtaining citizenship.


Yes, there will be some Americans complain that too many immigrants will come into America. Don’t kid yourself; they are going to come anyway. Wouldn't it be nice to have them registered, and have billions of dollars to supplement a more effective Border Control?


The Border Control would have a new and large source of funding to be able to improve their staffing and equipment – and be freed from time-consuming rescue attempts of illegal immigrants.

The most dangerous border crossing of all – the Arizona Sonoran desert, has claimed the lives of over 2,000 illegal immigrants who have died trying to cross the desert.

With all non-harmful immigrants crossing in a legal, safe and orderly manner, the U.S. Border Control can more effectively search for drug dealers, terrorists and other undesirables that are trying to avoid detection by crossing illegally. “Coyotes” would all but have been driven out of business. The only ones trying to “sneak” into the country would be the bad guys, and we would have the funds to catch them!

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You're Not Black Enough

By Kenneth Carroll
I am totally confused on this issue. How could anyone, black or white, object to the message Bill Cosby is presenting?

 

I see a common theme; if a black man, or woman, becomes successful; they suddenly are not "black enough". I was talking to one of my former high school classmates (who is black), and she was telling me why she believed the story about Condoleezza Rice sleeping with President Bush. She explained to me, how else could a black woman reach the heights she had reached, unless she was sleeping with the master?

 

I was stunned. I would have thought my friend would have been defending Rice against the untruths and slams against Rice. My friend went on to explain that Blacks resent other Blacks when they make it to the "Big House" and they are left in the fields.

 

It is pretty obvious to me that as long as Blacks look up to gangsters and drug dealers -- "the players" -- and put down successful blacks that have pulled themselves to the top, there will never be reform in the black neighborhoods. As long as they cheer on the "LOSERS" and boo the "WINNERS" who is going to want to become booed? They are even clamoring that Obama is not black enough, and his popularity is beginning to fall.

 

The sooner black leaders support the message Bill Cosby is bringing forth, the sooner racial equality is going to be realized. As long as Blacks listen to the messages of Sharpton, Jackson, and other gangsters, the longer they will be entrenched in the ghetto lifestyle.

 

Even if a gangsters got nominated to run for president, as soon as he agreed he would live in the "Big House" he would then be considered "not black enough" and he would be ostracized from the black community.

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Are Mormons Christians?

By Ken Carroll

Editorial

 

There are daily attacks on Mitt Romney, in regards to his Mormon religion. Pundits are always musing if Christians would accept Romney despite him being a Mormon?


Before continuing, let’s see what a Christian really is: The American Heritage Dictionary says a “Christian is someone professing belief in Jesus as Christ or following the religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus.”


There are some people that have the misconception that Mormons (members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) worship Joseph Smith, an American prophet believed to have compiled a sacred history of the Americas, which were translated and published as The Book of Mormon in 1830, which they use in place of the Holy Bible.


As the church’s name suggests, “The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints”, Jesus Christ and His teachings are the focus of Mormons. It is not a church of Joseph Smith. Mormons believe that Joseph Smith was a prophet, similar to Isaiah, Abraham, Jeremiah and other ancient prophets that were called upon by the Lord to do His bidding.


Ironically, Catholics, who everyone assumes to be Christians, rarely mention Jesus Christ during their services choosing to pray to the virgin mother Mary; whereas, Mormons base their whole religion upon Jesus Christ and rarely mention the virgin mother Mary.


Catholics bow and kiss the ring of the Pope, but Mormons do not do that when in the presence of the president of their church. Mormons pray and conduct their meetings in the name of Jesus Christ. They do not pray to statues, Saints and imagery the way Catholics do.


If you were to attend a LDS service, you would understand everything they do and nothing would seem out of the ordinary. However, you would have to be a trained Catholic to understand most of the services if you attended Mass.


As far as The Book of Mormon, it does not replace the Holy Bible. The Holy Bible is an integral part of their services, however they do believe that the Book of Mormon is another testament of Jesus Christ. The Book of Mormon is believed to be a sacred record of peoples in ancient America that traveled from Judea, and was engraved upon sheets of metal.

 

The bottom line is that Mormons worship and follow the teachings of Jesus Christ. It is not a cult or a weird religion. LDS members are expected to practice what they preach, not just show up in church on Easter. They believe that the family is important, and that the Ten Commandments should be followed. They also are tolerant of other religions, unlike other religions of them.

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